03_Bushlands

Dope Rhymes: Lee=Emcee² Sick Beats: "All For U" by RJD2 Well I jumped out through the teleporter and guess what I see? A poor mimiga locked outside his house without a key So I found his key and brought it back, you shoulda seen his face He gave me a new gun and said to check out Chako’s fireplace Welcome to the Bushlands Where trials and tribulations Results in cool new weaponry And useful information Outside it’s very dangerous, be careful where you tread There’s critters on the ground and bats are swarming overhead Determined to destroy you, they’re painfully persistent So level up your fireballs and kill them from a distance Welcome to the Bushlands It’s best to try to rush through There’s giant blue things everywhere That jump and try to crush you Made my way to Chako’s house and she was quite a dish (whistle) She said: To put my fire out, you’ll need to kill some jellyfish Now I know she’s not a robot, but I feel this awkward chemistry I went to take a nap and then she jumped right into bed with me Welcome to the Bushlands Where love is in the air She even let me keep her lipstick As a souvenir Rusty key to the power supply room and tried to turn it on But Malco went berserk and then he sounded the alarm Then Balrog came and crushed his head, so then I battled him instead I rescued Malco from the ground and now he wants to help me out Welcome to the Bushlands Where robots are your friend And they’ll build you bombs if You gather materials for them I got more jelly juice, I got some coal from Santa’s fireplace The last thing that I need to make the bomb complete is gum base In the gum room I was greeted with the standard pre-fight dialogue Misery zapped Balrog and he turned into a giant frog Welcome to the boss fight This battle was a breeze (get it?) I just used the fans to my advantage And he went down with ease Now Kazuma’s set free and Booster’s here as well And the doctor’s trying to start a war as far as I can tell It seems like Sue’s in trouble and there’s no time to lose So hurry back to Arthur’s house and give me all the news That’s all for the Bushlands It’s worth the extra troubles To bring some jelly juice back So you can shoot those bubbles... Like Just go to the Assembly Hall and put the fire out. It’s right there.