"For one reason or another, I'm trapped in this box. This box that's inside another box, which is inside a large whale of some sort. The kind of whale, I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure it's a whale. I wish this was some existential metaphor for life and my pursuit of knowledge and wisdom. That when you read this over, you'll be able to find my story relevant and applicable to your life. But it's not, and you won't. Or maybe you will. Maybe you know about whales."
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