Another baby, another little bundle of joy
A boy, at least for now... Who knows? Who's to say!
Another baby, let's give it up for Timothy Jay
Another baby, Dorothy's pack continues to grow.
Kudos! Dezi's got a lil' baby bro.
We know you like your paci when you're gassy Timmo.
Thanks for all the kicks and punches
In my belly after eating seven lunches.
Finally I can wear real clothes,
And on good days I can touch my toes!
If this song right here isn't as coherent as other years,
Or it doesn't reach you until New Years,
Maybe there's only so much you can do on like three hours of sleep with a baby crying on your chest.
Happy Holidays!
