Antisocial Allergy

Song by Suno and image Gemini. This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [intro] I was invited to a party by a friend. i'm here thinking of a lie to send I hate gatherings, I don't wanna go and I don't want to simply say no. [Verse 1] I was gonna come by seven Promise Showered Shoes on Set Then a goose stole my directions (Mean bird) still hasn’t brought them back yet I adopted thirty ferrets They were shy and needed care Couldn’t leave them with their feelings We just stared and brushed our hair [Chorus] So I swear I wanted to party (la-la-la) But fate had other plans again (la-la-la) I swallowed my phone Now I can’t answer Guess I’ll stay home Practicing “no” like a dancer La-la-la What a tragedy La-la-la (Antisocial allergy) [Verse 2] Got invited Sounded lovely Full of snacks and friendly noise Then the moon filed an injunction Said I’m needed in my voids My houseplant caught performance nerves I rehearsed its little speech “Hello I photosynthesize” Took all night to get the reach [Chorus] Yeah I swear I meant to party (la-la-la) But destiny was so unkind (la-la-la) I slipped on my thoughts Bruised my small talk Doctor prescribed Fifteen days of zero “how’s work” talk La-la-la Such a tragedy La-la-la (Antisocial allergy) [Bridge] [Spoken Half-sung] Also my goldfish had a birthday My socks eloped They ran away The door was locked… from the inside (by me) And someone had to guard the clay You know… the clay (that one is really bad) [bridge] [sang fast] how about I got turned into a zombie or modeled for Abercrombie. chased by a ghost was cooking a roast was watching hockey. drank too much saki fell out of bed woke up dead bit by a snake step on a rake broke my arm bone mom called on the phone there was too much rain cleaning a blood stain doing my taxes cleaning my axes argued with my ex chased by t-rex [finale] So I clearly love a party (la-la-la) I just trip on every “hi” (la-la-la) I swallowed my phone Lost my fake grin Guess I’ll stay home Letting quiet win La-la-la Honest strategy La-la-la I just don’t like… people that much (hey!) (Antisocial allergy)