Bad Flerfs

Flerf is shorthand for Flat Earther. [Chorus] Bad flerf, bad flerf What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? Bad flerf, What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? [Chorus] Bad flerf what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? Bad flerf what you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? [Verse] Mikey Smith in his Flatmobile Cruisin’ loud, sayin' flat earth is real Parked at the Saskatoon observatory Harassin’ students, yellin’ ‘Globe’s a story!’ Whitsit next, up at Rushmore’s face Spittin’ on his wife, causin’ disgrace Filmin’ themselves like they're takin' bold stands ’Til the Globe Patrol rolled up and cuffed their hands [Chorus] Bad flerfs bad flerfs What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? Bad flerfs bad flerfs Bad flerfs bad flerfs What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Globe Patrol comes for you? Bad flerfs bad flerfs