Balpacca the Alpacca

Balpacca the alpacca Wears twelve socks and one big hat Puts his toothbrush in his backpack Feeds his homework to the cat He eats pancakes with a pickle Drinks his cocoa through a straw Tries to juggle mashed potato Drops it all and shouts "Ta-dah!" (ta-dah!) Balpacca the alpacca What a silly sight Sneezes bubbles every morning Glows in giggles every night Balpacca the alpacca Dancing round the farm He can hop on one back hoof While he’s knitting with his yarn (click-clack yarn!) Balpacca the alpacca Likes to nap inside a shoe Wears pajamas in the daytime Puts his scarf on when it’s June He says “Howdy” to the teacups Gives the mailman high-four hooves Sings “banana Banana” loudly Even when the song is “Moo” (banana moo!) Balpacca the alpacca What a silly sight Sneezes bubbles every morning Glows in giggles every night Balpacca the alpacca Dancing round the farm He can hop on one back hoof While he’s knitting with his yarn (click-clack yarn!) If you feel a little wobbly If your day feels upside-down Do it Balpacca the alpacca way And spin your frown around Wear your mittens on your elbows Put a smile on like a cape Count to three and snort like he does (make that alpacca face!) Balpacca the alpacca What a silly sight Sneezes bubbles every morning Glows in giggles every night Balpacca the alpacca Dancing round the farm He can hop on one back hoof While he’s knitting with his yarn (Balpacca charm!)