Got a little cat, he's called BEEFCAT
All he eats is beef, he gets fat
That's my boy, BEEFCAT
Loves a little steak, some T-bone
When I'm grillin' up, he's at home
That's my boy, BEEFCAT
Well, I love him
And he loves me
'Cause I'm the one who gives him his beef
That's my boy, BEEFCAT
Gets a little grumpy, gets a little sad
When I'm runnin' low on the meat I have
That's my boy, BEEFCAT
He doesn't do much, just lays around
With a belly full of beef on the ground
That's my boy, BEEFCAT
Well, I love him
And he loves me
'Cause I'm the one who gives him his beef
That's my boy, BEEFCAT