the tower vanished

A routine Clash Royale match was interrupted today after a Giant Skeleton calmly walked into the arena carrying what officials described as “an unreasonable amount of emotional baggage.” Moments later, a Balloon drifted in behind him, Freeze landed on the defense, and the Princess Tower experienced what scientists are calling “sudden structural disagreement.” This deck is built around Giant Skeleton, Balloon, and Freeze, which means the plan is not complicated. Drop the skeleton. Send the Balloon. Freeze whatever tries to stop it. Then pretend this was strategy and not a war crime with elixir. Clash Royale 2026 has a lot of smart decks. This is not one of them. This is a delivery service for people who hate buildings. Deck below. Apology not included.