BPL14: Suing the RD for Recklessness

Welcome to Space Station 14! It's totally normal to want to do your job. It's not so normal to hyperfixate on your job to the point it starts putting the crew in danger. Repeatedly. Thankfully, we happened to have an attorney on shift today who was not at all motivated by settlements, profits, or big payouts. Nope. Recorded: May 9, 2026 Server: BPL14 https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Statistically speaking, more fun than a bundle of C4. 00:00 Everybody scream if you like Box station! Or hate work. Whichever. 03:15 Witnessing the TEG speedrun, any %. 05:50 Science blew up. This is my surprised face. 07:45 "Containing" a dangerous anomaly. 12:00 Teaching mode for a little bit. 23:25 Fire outside the bridge? Gee, I wonder. 24:10 Spoke too soon. 27:10 Still going! I think the RD enjoys crew harm. 28:15 Time to meet with the lawyer. 30:20 It's not over, folks! MORE FIRE. 31:15 Someone blew up the SMES. 38:30 Interesting. Some new "gifts" for Engineering. 40:00 Dropping by Medical for a second. 42:20 Mush-Ei knows what's up with pineapple and pizza. 44:15 Okay, who let the plasma out of its cage? 49:20 Someone's messing with Telecoms. 50:30 Oh look, a gift straight from RD. I wonder WHY. 51:15 Delivering the perp to Security. 52:40 Court is now in session. (Also, terrible time to step away for a minute.) 55:05 Okay, maybe court WON'T be in session. 57:40 Who puts a hole in medical? How rude. 1:03:45 A strange noise? Sure, I'll go look. 1:05:30 Ambushed. 1:06:32 Willow puts up their dukes.