It's the C64 Mini! Like the NES Mini and the SNES Mini, except it's a Commodore 64. Obviously. Pick from 64 of the included games and play them on your TV through HDMI! Possibly add your own game! Definitely be annoyed at the joystick!
You can buy one here: https://amzn.to/2HaN1G8
In case you were wondering, I eventually found my keys behind the toaster.
