Can’t Catch a Break

Lyrics [alarm clock sound effect] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, tripped on my shoes, Spilled my coffee, got the Monday blues. Missed the bus, had to walk in the rain, Stepped in a puddle, oh, here comes the pain. Got to work late, boss gave me the glare, Printer jammed, papers flew everywhere. Lunch was a disaster, spilled soup on my tie, But I just smiled, looked up to the sky. [Chorus] Life’s a comedy, can’t catch a break, Every step forward, ten steps I take. Can’t catch a break, even with the risks I take, Why can’t anything ever go right? (Ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh) Finished a painting, a masterpiece, A fly lands on it, won’t give me peace. Can’t catch a break, even with the risks I take, Why can’t anything ever go right? (Ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh) [Verse 2] Went to the store, forgot my list, Bought cat food, but I don’t have a cat, what a twist! Saw a lottery ticket, thought “Why not?” Scratched it off, couldn’t believe what I got. Winning numbers, heart skipped a beat, Jumped for joy, fell off my seat. Called my mom, “Guess what I won!” But irony struck, and now I’m done. [Chorus] Life’s a comedy, can’t catch a break, Every step forward, ten steps I take. Finished a painting, a masterpiece, A fly lands on it, won’t give me peace. Can’t catch a break, even with the risks I take, Why can’t anything ever go right? (Ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh) Can’t catch a break, even with the risks I take, Why can’t anything ever go right? (Ohhhhh ohh ohhhhh) [Outro]