Captain Obvious

[Verse 1] I'm right here waving like a total fool You stare and ask me, "Hey, are you here too?" Yeah, I'm a ghost now, beamed from my phone Teleported in, but still flesh and bone You see me breathing, standing in plain sight Yet you double-check like it's dynamite Thanks, detective, case is solved, we're fine Next you'll ask if water's wet this time [Chorus] Why ask if I'm here when you see me clear? Why check the clock and say, "Is it 2 here?" You know the time, your phone's in your grip Then "ok" to my essay — one-word quip Captain Obvious, stating what we know Killing me softly with your status quo "Are you here?" "What time?" "Ok" — pure pain Just stay quiet, save my aching brain [Verse 2] I send two paragraphs, spill my whole soul Detail every bit like I'm on parole You read it slowly, pause for three beats Then hit me back with one word: "ok" — neat I poured my life out in a long-ass note You could've said "cool" or sent a heart quote But no, just "ok" like it's small talk weather Now I'm left wondering if we’re together [Chorus] Why ask if I'm here when you see me clear? Why check the clock and say, "Is it 2 here?" You know the time, your screen screams the fact Then "ok" drops like it's a heart attack Captain Obvious, king of dumb replies Ruling the obvious under our skies "Are you here?" "What time?" "Ok" — repeat If you won't engage, just ghost, retreat [Bridge] Maybe you're testing if I'm still awake Or brain's on cruise, needs questions to make Or texting's hard, your fingers go numb But "ok" to my rant? That's cold, chum You're the low-effort champ, supreme and slick While I write novels for your one-word trick [Final Chorus] Why ask if I'm here when I'm right in view? Why ask the time when your watch tells you? Why savage "ok" to my deep confession? Captain Obvious wins — congratulations! Next time just nod, wave, or walk away Spare the questions we don't need today "Are you here?" "Is it 2?" "Ok" — we're through Thanks for the laughs, now go touch some grass too [Outro] Heh heh... still here? ...Ok. #teamenzo #wearethejoat #helpmemakethismakesense #stayhappy