Counting Petals (Original)

Click more to see all the quirky little play on words I used in my lyrics! I'm like a living Michael Cera movie! Isn't that fantastic? What I do instead of studying. Yay! Lyrics: 
Why do people rip up flowers, when counting petals works just as well? I usually like to know my chances, and with probability I can probably tell. Oddly enough, even wont figure out if you start with she loves me. You know that love could be so simple if people opened up their eyes to see. 
Ive always been a scientist, since the day I was born I liked to test things out before I was sure. Love to me was just the opposite of scorn, but since I met you I dont think that anymore. Chorus: When I was a toddler, I could read when I was three. I used to think that I was a smart child, that is until you met me. Im trying to find a Curie for this haze Im in, but chemistry is a Bohr. (GET IT. TWO FAMOUS CHEMISTS! HAHA!) I like some challenges, but youre one test I cannot study for. Before I wasnt sure if Id be cool with what Id become, but with you Im perfectly content with being absolutely dumb. English; Im no good (5 syllables) Spanish, Im not much better (7 syllables) My fortes not language (6 syllables) But Ive got haikus down to the letter! (GET IT. ITS IRONIC BECAUSE I DONT. IM SO QUIRKY) If I could write poetry, I know that I could make you mine. But, my mood swings are like trigonometric functions, and right now, Im waiting on a sine. If love was as easy as getting As in math, I know my life would be a piece of pi. To most people Im an encyclopedia, but to you Im just one nerdy guy. When I was a toddler, I could read when I was three, but Im sure you dont care about these random facts Im spouting off about me. Im trying to find a Curie for this haze Im in, but chemistry is a Bohr. I like some challenges, but youre one test I cannot study for. Before I wasnt sure if Id be cool with what Id become, but with you Im perfectly content with being absolutely dumb. (x3)