Dumb

Ever had one of those days where you realize your soul is just... tired? Like, if the human race were an app, you’d be hitting "Force Quit" on every single person you see? Well, I wrote a song about it. It’s not that I have "beef" with you specifically. It’s just that I’ve reached a level of enlightenment where I find everyone, from the guy who takes 14 minutes to order a black coffee to the person who leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking space, equally exhausting. This song is for anyone who: * Internally screams when they hear someone chewing. * Considers "Reply All" a personal attack. * Wishes the world had a "Mute" button for Sunday morning lawnmowers. It’s democratic, it’s fair, and it’s 100% petty. Give it a listen if you’re also ready to retire to a cabin in the woods where the only "neighbor" is a squirrel who knows how to mind its own business.