Eminem - Elevator

Eminem Relapse Refill [Chorus] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, Id just laugh at him Thats not happening, that I cant fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, Im living in a house with a f-cking elevator [Verse 1] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me, Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa a f-cking daisy Thats an honour who even she knows dadas f-cking crazy Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AP Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me F-ck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think its cause of the way that I was brought up But its all caught up to me now, Karmas in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesnt creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldnt listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brains all haunted cause of all the sh-t you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought itd come to this, I outta just be honest but [Chorus] [Verse 2] Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken aint gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both fake its All these fucking voices in my head I cant take it Someone shut that f-cking baby up, for I shake it Youre standing adjacent to Jasons last slut, theyre facing Together makes em, a f-cking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some- body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, Im the shizer, pass doctor dre some I cant leave the game, I just cant walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I cant believe I leave for one brief second You p-ssy queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it [Chorus] [Verse 3] Elevator in my house, Ill smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherf-cker, try now to sleep Lie down motherf-cker, try countin sheep And youre tryna find out, why now theres beef? Mase in your face bitch, cry now p-ssy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouses teeth Then I shove em in the elevator, take em to the top Stand above em,just to cut the f-cking cable, let em drop Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator, get a pop While I let em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop! [Chorus] [Outro] Fucking son of a bitch, I cant believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin-A even got a potato Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper Dishwashers so big, when Im pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This shits awesome, yeah, fucking elevator Living in a house with a fucking elevator http://www.killerhiphop.com/eminem-elevator-lyrics/