Everything Went Wrong This Morning

This morning it was really really difficult to get my coffee for several reasons. Music is “Wait Less” by Old Earth: https://oldearthcontact.bandcamp.com/ My band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour with Hank Green, Harry and the Potters, Rob Scallon, and Andrew Huang this May! Are we coming to your city?? **More details to come so keep checking the description for additional links in the coming days!** Monday 5/16 Lawrence, KS Liberty Hall 644 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 7pm http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/060050774E8DCAAF Tuesday 5/17 Dallas The Door 2513 Main Street Dallas, TX 7pm https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1136407 Houston, TX Super Happy Fun Land 3801 Polk St, Houston, TX 5pm https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-the-perfect-strangers-driftless-pony-club-harry-the-potters-tickets-24027708523 Thursday 5/19 Austin, TX Ironwood Hall 505 E 7th St https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-and-the-perfect-strangers-w-awesome-guests-tickets-24657388914 Friday 5/20 El Paso TBD Saturday 5/21 Tucson. AZ The Rialto Theater 318 E Congress St, Tucson, AZ 7pm http://www.rialtotheatre.com/event/1128197-hank-green-special-guests-tucson/ Sunday 5/22 Anaheim, CA Chain Reaction 1652 W Lincoln Ave, Anaheim, CA http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1143029-hank-green-anaheim/ Monday 5/23 San Francisco Slim’s 333 11th St, San Francisco, CA 7pm https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-slims-mon-w-driftless-pony-club-harry-and-the-potters-rob-scallon-andrew-huang-tickets-24117176123 Tuesday 5/24 San Francisco. CA Slim’s 333 11th St, San Francisco, CA 7pm https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hank-green-slims-tues-w-driftless-pony-club-harry-and-the-potters-rob-scallon-andrew-huang-tickets-24117348639 Wednesday 5/25 Los Angeles, CA The Regent Theater 448 S. Main St. Los Angeles, CA 8pm https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1127969?utm_medium=bks Thursday 5/26 San Diego The Irenic 3090 Polk Ave San Diego 6pm http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1138181 W/O HANK GREEN: BUT WITH Harry and The Potters Rob Scallon Andrew Huang Friday 5/27 TBD Saturday 5/28 Salt Lake City, UT Kilby Court S., 741 W Kilby Ct, Salt Lake City, UT 5pm https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1138879?utm_medium=bks Sunday 5/29 Denver, CO The Marquis Theater 2009 Larimer St, Denver, CO 80205 6pm http://www.themarquistheatre.com/event/1156337-harry-potters-denver/ Monday 5/30 Omaha, NE TBD ___________________________ PATREON http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers