Evil Chicken - Damn Murphy

"Damn Murphy" out of "Cooked". Lyrics: [Intro] Damn! it’s Murphy again! [Verse 1] Interview day, overslept, late and runnin’, Phone at 1%, won’t charge..ain’t that funny? Made a quick breakfast, dropped the toast on the floor, Landed face-first, Murphy says, “Wait, there’s more.” Shirt on backwards, rushed outside, Caught it in the elevator ride. Spilled my coffee — what else can go wrong? Back to my car, a ticket: “an inch too long.” Too late… Not your day… [Chorus] Murphy made me earthy, Humbled me in every way. Through love and bad decisions, Turned luck into lessons I pay. It ain’t bad luck, it’s Murphy’s advice, You’ll learn the hard way and you’ll pay the price. Call it a sign or call it your role, Murphy will teach you — you’re not in control. [Verse 2] The faster I’m late, the slower folks drive, Every green light turns red, when I arrive. Stopped at Walmart, they ran out of carts Picked the slow lane, patience in shards. Arrived home, Password wrong, though I typed it right, Three tries later and I'm locked out for the night. Lighter worked fine just a minute ago, Now just clickin’ like it’s sayin’ “hell no.” [Chorus] Murphy made me earthy, Humbled me in every way. Through love and bad decisions, Turned luck into lessons I pay. It ain’t bad luck, it’s Murphy’s advice, You’ll learn the hard way and you’ll pay the price. Call it a sign or call it your role, Murphy will teach you — you’re not in control. [Outro] Murphy likes to test you, break you down slow, Till you finally learn what...what you already know. Damn Murphy! Yeah, Damn Murphy! Damn Murphy! -------------------------------------------- #EvilChicken #SouthernRock #stonerrock #stonermetal #metal #rock #rockmusic #rocknroll #Murphy #murphyslaw