Fast Tips - A Nice, Satisfying Whirlpool

People have asked how I get such good whirlpools (... do I?) First up, anecdotal evidence suggests any whirlpool is a good one, but if you want a nice satisfying one with a big, deep funnel, it's not that hard. I just start out stirring big and slow, then get small and furious at the end. The whole ordeal only takes 15 seconds! Easy peasy