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A collection of one liners I've heard on the golf course after many years of research. Have I missed any??
That's more than a slice, that's half a cake
Does your husband play?
Adolf Hitler, two shots in the bunker
An OJ Simpson, you shouldn't have done it but you got away with it
That's further right than Andrew Bolt
You've got the army swing going, left, right, left, right
That's a Rock Hudson... looks straight but it's not
Sonny Bono, straight into the tree
Should I call 000, looks like you're choking
I hope that's a floating golf ball
I can give you a tip - you're standing too close to the ball... after you've hit it
