GRAVITY CHHUTTI PE

Song Lyrics: **Gravity Chhutti Pe** Verse 1 Subah uthi toh chai hawa mein tair rahi thi, Parosne wali aunty ne fridge ko gale lagaya thi. Cycle ne socha, "Aaj main udh ke jaaun," Auto rickshaw ne jeans pe tie pehna ke gaaya jaaun. Sabziwala map pe pizza dhoond raha tha, Dukaan pe andaam se ande mehenga ho raha tha. Radio ne khud apni khabar likh di, Aur main muskuraya — kyun na karoon, kyun na karoon? Chorus Gravity chhutti pe, sab kuch ulta-pulta, Dimaag ki parking mein sign-board tha "Band, basulta". Logic ki party mein koi invitation nahin, Welcome to the mad world — sab confuse, sab hilin! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haso yaar, hatao stress, Agar samajh lo toh tum bhi guilty, warna bless. Verse 2 Ped ne office join kar liya, free wifi bhi mila, Suraj ne chhutti le li, chand ne duty sambhaala. Train reverse mein daudti, conductor gaana gaaye, Ticket checker ne ticket pe chai ka stain banwaaye. Doctor ne bola, "Smile se sab theek ho jaayega," Engineer ne building ko khud se hug karwaaya. Baccha padhai ki jagah balloon ko solve kar raha, Maa ne fridge se "good vibes" nikal ke barbaad kara. Chorus Gravity chhutti pe, sab kuch ulta-pulta, Dimaag ki parking mein sign-board tha "Band, basulta". Logic ki party mein koi invitation nahin, Welcome to the mad world — sab confuse, sab hilin! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, haso yaar, hatao stress, Agar samajh lo toh tum bhi guilty, warna bless. Bridge (thoda bolchal style) Arey bhai, physics ko SMS bhejo — "Bhai, aaj off pe ho?" Mathematics ne bola, "Main bhi dropdown menu hoon." Kuch log samjhte nahi, par koi tension nahin, Hum gharwaalon se pyaar karte hain, chahe logic kahin. Breakdown (masti bhara) Pigeon ne loan liya, dog ne novel likha, Plant ne Netflix chalaa ke popcorn khaya. Clock ne time chura ke pocket mein daala, Aur hum dance kar rahe — kamal ka drama sala! Final Chorus Gravity chhutti pe, sab kuch ulta-pulta, Dimaag ki parking mein sign-board tha "Band, basulta". Logic ki party mein koi invitation nahin, Welcome to the mad world — sab confuse, sab hilin! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, na samjho toh accha hai yaar, Jo samjhe use certificate — "Certified Pagal, pyar." Outro (soft, musically cheeky) Agar tumne samajh liya, to shayad tum bhi pagal ho, Agar samjha nahin, to bhalo, welcome to the show. Gravity chhutti pe, hum has rahe rasmein, Zindagi ki comedy—bas isi mein sachchai chhupi.