It's creepy! It's classic! It's surprisingly infrequently read! It's everyone's favorite gothic horror, Bram Stoker's Dracula!
Wanna bypass the intro? Skip straight to 3:16 and party on!
For those asking, the outro song is I Love The Night by Blue Oyster Cult.
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