Hello It's me crewmate full call transcript

Human: Oh my god. Hello? Crewmate: Hello, It's me, crewmate. I am the good guy on the spaceship that complete all the task. My goal is to complete all task before the impostor try to destroy everyone before he kills everyone. We must complete all task. That is how we destroy the impostor. Now, do tell me, are you a crew member or are you an impostor? Human: Um I'm not neither. I'm not a crew member or an impostor. I'm actually a human being. Crewmate: Excuse me. What is that? What is a human? Are you an impostor or are you crew member? Crewmate: I don't think you heard my question correctly. Human: No, I did hear your question correctly. Human: Um I'm not neither. I'm not crew member or impostor. I'm not from space, dude. I'm not on your spaceship. I'm on Earth. Crewmate: Uh uh okay. Um I don't understand. I am from space. Where are you from? Human: I'm from Earth. Earth, planet Earth. Crewmate: Earth? Human: Yes. Crewmate: Wow. I always wanted to go there. Human: Yeah, it's pretty cool. Crewmate: I stay in space on the spaceship. Human: Really? That sounds dope. Crewmate: How is it in Earth, my friend? Human: It is pretty you know, it's pretty chill on Earth, you know what I'm saying? It's it's all right. You know, it's nothing like space. You can't float in the air, nothing like that. You know, you pretty much stuck on the ground unless you like fly a plane or something like that. But you know, it's it's pretty cool. You know. Crewmate: That's great to hear. Human: Yeah. Crewmate: Sounds nice. Human: Thanks. Crewmate: Hopefully one day I could go visit Earth. Human: Hopefully one day I could go to space. Crewmate: Can you please help me? You sound like a pretty good guy. Can you help me on the spaceship to complete these task? I have a whole lot of task and I cannot do it all by myself. Will you please help me? Human: I I I don't— Crewmate: Destroy impostor and complete all task, my friend. Human: I I don't think I could do that because you all the way in space, man. I I live on Earth. How would I get to space, you know? I would like to help you, but it's like I can't help you, you know? That That's not my type of thing. Crewmate: I understand that you live on earth, You can still come to space, you can become an astronaut and fly to the spaceship please. I'll pay for your spacesuit. Human: That sounds like a lot of work man. Like I said I would, but I really can't man. I'm sorry. Can you find anybody else? You know, maybe you could add more people to your uh game, more people to your party to help you with your tasks. You can have up to like 10 people. Human: I know bro, I'm sorry about that, but maybe you could ask some people like I said. Like... Human: Aren't you able to add up to like 10 people in the Among Us game? They should be able to- Crewmate: I guess I'll just add more people to the party. Yeah, maybe five or ten people so I could get these tasks completed a lot faster because it's a lot of work with just me running around, you know what i'm saying? Human: Yeah I do man, I bet. You seem pretty cool. Yes, that's pretty crazy man. I'd be so paranoid man, that's gotta be a crazy way to live man. For real, just watch your back, you know? Just always roll with people, have a lot of people near you so it's not happening. You can see them, you know what I’m saying? Crewmate: I will not allow anyone on the spaceship. Just myself. Human: Yeah, that sounds smart. Crewmate: This dude is really crazy. He killed a whole bunch of my friends, what makes me really sad. Human: I'm so sorry to hear that man. That dude is evil, karma's gonna get him man. Don't worry man, you just keep being good, you keep just doing you, all right? You're my favorite color by the way man. I like you Crewmate, you're cool, you dope man. No, no, don't cry. Don't cry man, don't cry. Wait, wait, hold on Crewmate, don't cry on me. Crewmate: All right, later man, it was nice talking to you. Human: All right, sounds good. Peace out. source: filmot.com