Holy Fraud!

http://handsoptional.com TRANSCRIPT: ALEX: Hello! Apple made some announcements today! CDH: At 3am! I slept in my wheelchair. ALEX: You definitely need help. CDH: Holy fraud! I just had an unauthorised transaction on my credit card! ALEX: Oh no! Let’s call your bank and fix it! Hello, I’m speaking on behalf of Christopher Hills. He’s just had an unauthorised transaction and would like help to fix it. BANK PERSON: Okay, sure! First I will need Christopher to come on the phone and confirm his identity with his name and date of birth. CDH: I’m Christopher Hills. My date of birth is 06/06/1996. BANK PERSON: I’m sorry honey, what was your name again? CDH: Christopher Hills! BANK PERSON: Okay, I just need you to say your first and last name again please? CDH: Christopher. Hills. BANK PERSON: Okay, could you please spell that? C-H-R-I-S-T-O-P-H-E-R BANK PERSON: And again? CDH: I’m Batman! BANK PERSON: No, I don’t think you are.