Kai Lim - Completely Useless

She presents to large groups for a living. She parallel parks. She assembles furniture. She is generally competent in every conceivable way. And then that person walks in the room and she forgets what she was saying and drops whatever she's holding. Her friends have started narrating it like a nature documentary. The animal is her. The animal has lost all capacity. [Lyrics] I present to large groups of people for a living I navigate difficult conversations every day I parallel park in small spaces, I assemble furniture I am generally competent in every conceivable way And then you walk in the room and I forget what I was saying And whatever I was holding ends up on the floor And I laugh at something that isn't that funny And I somehow become someone I've not been before I have tried to be normal around you I have genuinely made the effort But the particular effect you have on everything I do Cannot be described in any word except better Wait, I mean worse I mean useless I mean completely useless Completely useless, that's what I am around you Completely useless, I lose all my words Completely useless, I spill things and forget things Completely useless, everything I know just disappears first I am a competent person, I want that on record I function at a high level almost every day Completely useless, only around you And I don't even want it any other way Completely useless I ordered the wrong thing at the place we went to And pretended I meant to order it, which I did not And I gave the wrong answer to a question someone asked me Because I was not tracking anything you were not I agreed to something I'd already said I wouldn't And forgot my own phone number when they asked for it And stood for thirty seconds in front of the microwave Having completely forgotten what I came to do with it My friends have started pointing it out in real time Like a nature documentary but the animal is me And the animal is demonstrating what happens When you are in the room and I lose all capacity Completely useless, that's what I am around you Completely useless, I lose all my words Completely useless, I spill things and forget things Completely useless, everything I know just disappears first I am a competent person, I want that on record I function at a high level almost every day Completely useless, only around you And I don't even want it any other way Completely useless I would not trade this uselessness For all the competence in the world The specific incapacity Of being completely undone By one person Just one Completely useless, that's what I am around you Completely useless, I lose all my words Completely useless, I spill things and forget things Completely useless, everything I know just disappears first I am a competent person, I want that on record I function at a high level almost every day Completely useless, only around you And I don't even want it any other way Completely useless Still useless Just around you Completely useless And completely fine with it © 2026 Kai Lim. All rights reserved. #KaiLim #CompletelyUseless #IndiePop #LoveSong #사랑 #CrushSong #FemaleSinger #NewMusic2026 #GiddyInLove #CompletelyUndone