Kitchen Wedding

Lyrics and concept by me; music and cover image generated using AI tools. Lyrics (Do it for the toaster) (Do it for the toaster) (Do it for the toaster) (Do it for the toaster) Have you ever seen a couple of machines In a suburban kitchen that's Like Super-clean? First He opens the drawer Pulls out the knife Then he goes to the fridge and takes out his wife Said You're a sight to behold and she said You're too kind Then he opens the oven and she climbs inside Then he picks up the phone and he calls his friends Bring the blenders All the vendors It's a kitchen wedding And they all said It's not supposed to work She's too cold And you'll get hurt And you're really more of a microwave guy It's impossible for you to be satisfied You're a fridgerator And fridgerators lie How could you possibly think she was right? She is so hot It's no surprise She's going to leave you and ruin your life But he said I don't mind I know she loves me She does it for the toaster I know she loves me She does it for the toaster And she's so lovely I do it for the toaster I know she loves me She does it for the toaster Toaster And now it's thirty years later and he's still obsessed The king of the kitchen with his kitchen princess The couple of the century But who could have guessed The heat of the oven is the fridge's weakness? And all of the blenders with their blender wives And all the microwaves with their microwives They have nothing on a couple of kitchen appliances Who swore their allegiance to domestic science And they all said It's not supposed to work She's too cold And you'll get hurt And you're really more of a microwave guy It's impossible for you to be satisfied You're a fridgerator And fridgerators lie How could you possibly think she was right? She is so hot It's no surprise She's going to leave you and ruin your life But he said I don't mind