Landlord

Landlord is coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin Landlord is coming Hope the rent ain’t due On my board guitar strumming Until he starts to chew Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin Landlord is coming Let the rollers roll on clear Or else I’ll be bumming If the Landlord I can’t see or hear Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin Landlord is coming, coming He extracts a toll One day you’re just swimming And then you feel the bump and roll Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular in And if you don’t respect him They’ll call your next of kin Oh, they’ll call your next of kin Landlord is coming Try not to paddle like a seal There’s no flailing and no running When you become his next meal Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin Landlord is coming, coming He patrols the shallows Devoid of thought but filled with cunning To rend asunder placid waters Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin Landlord is coming, coming He smells your blood from miles away When the Landlord visits Don’t come in the water to play-ay-ay Landlord is coming, coming He’s just checking in He wears a silver suit Topped by a triangular fin