Let's Do It Otalia Style!

This video has one simple message: FFS JUST DO IT ALREADY! I hope when you watch it you laugh nearly as much as I did the moment I realised I could rhyme Doris with Clitoris! Apologies for the sound quality but y'know normally when I sing I sound scarily like Mariah Carey however my recording equipment isn't up to much so it doesn't do me justice! Well, that's my story anyway and I'm stickin to it! The sound clip at the end is from The Vicar of Dibley. Enjoy! Lyrics: Goddess and Dimples talked one day About their love, they'd find a way But for now, they'd take it slow How long we'll wait, no-one knows Olivia stared, her eyes intense We're meant to be, this all makes sense Nat agreed and stroked Liv's head Then Liv looked up and softly said Let's do it Let's do it Do it right here on the grass Don't be corny I'm horny Can I please just touch your ass? Don't worry Don't hurry To see this the fans would pay lots of money! Let's do it Let's do it today! But Nat said We can't do it We can't do it The writers haven't done that yet I know I said We'd get to bed But I wouldn't like to make a bet No derision Not my decision They won't put girl-girl sex up on the television! We can't do it We can't do it today! So Liv said Let's do it Let's do it Do it on the Farmhouse deck Let's get aerobic Not homophobic Can I please just kiss your neck? It's not funny Come on honey If you dont I'm gonna have to get a rampant bunny! Let's do it Let's do it today! But Nat said We can't do it We can't do it We're gonna have to give it a miss I'd like to try But feeling shy Cause we haven't even had one kiss Some stroking But no poking You want to get your tongue in? No, you must be joking! We can't do it We can't do it today! So Liv said Let's do it Let's do it Have a crazy night of sex I'll please you Not tease you Otalia fans would not object I'm fixin To do you in the kitchen Better be soon or else the fans'll start bitchin'! Let's do it Let's do it today! But Nat said We can't do it We can't do it This storyline has gone all wrong A stomach ache It's not fake You'll find out soon, it won't be long It's crazy It's lazy No morning sickness but I'm having a baby! We can't do it We can't do it today! Let's do it Let's do it Share a night of wild romance Do tawdry Not laundry It'll make a change from folding pants Turn off the cable I know you're able To roll in gay abandon on the kitchen table! Let's do it Let's do it today! We can't do it We can't do it Our relationship's not based on sex We don't cuddle It's just a muddle No wonder fans are feelin' distressed! It's too risqué We can't play We'll show girl love the platonic way! We can't do it We can't do it today! Let's do it Let's do it While I'm really in the mood I won't exempt you Want to tempt you Want to see you in the nude! My libido Will never be low I want to take you right now in this park gazebo! Let's do it Let's do it today! We can't do it We can't do it I have to talk to Father Ray Confused Bemused He's gonna help me run away I won't be gone long PAs be strong I know you'll just make videos with some sad songs! We can't do it We can't do it today! Then Nat said Let's do it Let's do it I'm back now and know what I want I know you're hurting With Josh you're flirting You're acting really nonchalant Just kiss me I know you missed me Your gorgeous eyes make me really frisky! Let's do it Let's do it today! But Liv said I can't do it I can't do it I must refuse to get undressed I'm harassed Embarassed I must stop looking at your chest Your dimples Give me goose pimples Why can't the story just be fuckin' simple? We can't do it We can't do it today! So Nat said Let's do it Let's do it I really want to run amok Let's wiggle Let's jiggle We're really up against the clock I've seen the florist I've spoke to Doris Now you can let me nuzzle your clitoris! Let's do it Let's do it today! Let's do it Let's do it I really want to rant and rave Let's go 'Cause I know Just how I want you to behave I'm on fire A live wire Want to push you down and unleash my desire! Let's do it Let's do it today!