Market Price P* (MPP)

How much would you pay? Lyrics below: [Verse 1] He swiped right a hundred times, got left on read again, Can’t spit game to save his life, so he opens up the wallet, friend. First date? Five-star steakhouse, bottle of that vintage red, She’s scrolling on her old cracked screen while he’s dropping bread. Next week it’s Paris, business class, champagne at 30,000 feet, He’s thinking “this is it tonight,” but she just wants the suite. Buys her the latest iPhone, latest bag from Birkin land, She posts it with a heart emoji, calls him “such a nice man.” But when the lights go down, it’s “maybe,” “not tonight,” or “headache,” He’s left there holding receipts, wondering what’s the mistake. [Chorus] Market Price Pussy, are you after that MPP? Pay the premium, chase the dream, but it’s never guaranteed. Market Price Pussy, wallet open, heart on E, While other dudes are getting it free or for the low-low fee. MPP, MPP — high cost, low ROI, You’re financing luxury, they’re getting it on supply. [Verse 2] He flies her out to Dubai, private yacht, all expenses paid, New designer fits, fresh nails, whole makeover parade. She’s smiling for the ‘Gram, tagging “blessed,” living her best life, He’s praying for a happy ending after all this hype. Sometimes he gets a pity lay, half-hearted, lights off quick, Other times it’s “you’re like a brother,” then she dips with the gift. Meanwhile, smooth-talking Chad at the dive bar with a smile and a beer, Gets the same girl’s number, takes her home, no credit card near. Or the player with the charisma, funny stories, zero spend, Closes deals on personality while our boy’s bleeding dividends. [Chorus] Market Price Pussy, are you after that MPP? Pay the premium, chase the dream, but it’s never guaranteed. Market Price Pussy, wallet open, heart on E, While other dudes are getting it free or for the low-low fee. MPP, MPP — high cost, low ROI, You’re financing luxury, they’re getting it on supply. [Bridge] He tells himself “it’s investment, she’ll see my worth one day,” But the market’s flooded with simps, and the price just won’t decay. Some girls want the thrill, the chase, the real connection vibe, Not a walking ATM with first-class frequent flyer miles. He’s out here buying time, but time ain’t what they crave, Other guys negotiate better—personality saves the day. [Final Chorus] Market Price Pussy, are you after that MPP? Drop the bags, learn the game, maybe set your money free. Market Price Pussy, lesson learned, or back in line you’ll be, ‘Cause the real ones ain’t for sale, and the rest cost way too much fee. MPP… yeah, Market Price Pussy.