Medication Side Effects Techno Version

Verse 1: i woke up feelin’ kinda rough, saw a commercial glow a smiling dude on a beach said “this pill will fix your soul” ask your doctor if it’s right, that’s what they always say so i took it with some orange juice and prayed i’d be okay but thirty seconds later i was readin’ fine print fast and the list kept goin’ longer than my walmart shopping list Pre-Chorus 1: may cause headaches, dizziness, mild confusion too dry mouth, night sweats, and a sudden fear of you slight chance of sneezing every time you try to sleep and uncontrollable urge to buy stuff you don’t need Chorus 1: oh these miracle pills on my tv screen fix one thing but break fifteen from a cough to chaos in my soul now i’m spiraling over a single pill they say “you’ll feel better,” yeah maybe so but at what cost, i’ll never know side effects hittin’ like a wrecking roll all this madness from a tiny pill Verse 2: they showed a grandma dancin’ like she’s twenty-three while a voice said “results may vary significantly” meanwhile i’m sittin’ here clutchin’ my chest googlin’ symptoms like “am i already dead?” my stomach’s doin’ flips like a circus show and my nose is runnin’ like a faucet broke Pre-Chorus 2: may cause nausea, vomiting, explosive scenes blurred vision, weird dreams, and laser beam screams possible rash, itch, or spontaneous dance and in rare cases, you might lose your pants Chorus 2: oh these miracle pills on my tv screen fix one thing but break fifteen from a cough to chaos in my soul now i’m spiraling over a single pill they say “you’ll feel better,” yeah maybe so but at what cost, i’ll never know side effects hittin’ like a wrecking roll all this madness from a tiny pill Verse 3: the ad kept rollin’ while they jogged in slow-mo light but the voice got darker like a horror movie night may cause fever, chills, or internal screams and “contact your doctor if you question reality” i said hold up, wait, rewind that part did you just say it might stop my heart? Pre-Chorus 3: may cause insomnia, paranoia, dread talking to your toaster or your pillow in bed tiny chance your shadow starts talkin’ back and your cat starts judging every snack Chorus 3: oh these miracle pills on my tv screen fix one thing but break fifteen from a cough to chaos in my soul now i’m spiraling over a single pill they say “you’ll feel better,” yeah maybe so but at what cost, i’ll never know side effects hittin’ like a wrecking roll all this madness from a tiny pill Verse 4: now my ear hurts, throat’s on fire, head feels hot i don’t know what’s the pill or what it’s not i got sneezes, wheezes, and a brand new fear that my left eyebrow’s tryin’ to disappear they said “in rare cases infection may occur” well great, now i’m checkin’ every little blur Verse 5: so i turned off the tv, threw the bottle away said “i’ll just drink water and survive the day” but the jingle’s stuck deep inside my brain “ask your doctor!” echoing again and again now i’m scared of pills but i still kinda cough guess i’ll just ride this cold until it wears off Bridge: if it cures my cough but gives me seventeen new things like ringing ears and phantom chicken wings random chills in ninety-degree heat and sudden urge to argue with my feet i think i’ll pass on your miracle cure tonight i’ll take my chances with some sleep and sprite Outro: so if you see me watchin’ late night ads alone and that happy couple’s joggin’ on my phone just know i’m readin’ every warning they conceal ’cause i ain’t losin’ my mind over a tiny pill