My Crazy Susan

Lyrics [Verse 1] Met her on the internet Hair up Flip-flops Wine at noon Said "I’ve got Parkinson’s too Before you know in Living in Mickleover Never to look back only to the moon [Chorus] Oh Susan My crazy Susan Starts a fire for fun Then kisses me bruisin' She’ll burn the toast Then bake a cake Dance on the table till the neighbors wake Oh Susan My wild confusion Storm in the kitchen Saint on Sunday Yeah I’m losing my mind But I’m loving my crazy Susan (hey!) [Verse 2] She buys three new candles and again and again Cursing Amazon Says they’re “for Christmas” and sets ‘em wrong Smoke alarm’s screaming She just laughs and turns the TV on Cries at dog commercials Then cusses out the iPad when it quits [Chorus] Oh Susan My crazy Susan Starts a fight Then kisses me bruisin' She’ll burn the toast Then bake a cake Dance on the table till the neighbors wake Oh Susan My wild confusion Storm in the kitchen Saint on Sunday Yeah I’m losing my mind But I’m loving my crazy Susan (oh yeah) [Bridge] She baked some bread At 3 a.m Then crawl back into bed Cold feet Warm hands Saying “Aren’t you proud I trust my gut?” (hey!) [Chorus] Oh Susan My crazy Susan Starts a fight Then kisses me bruisin' She’ll burn the toast Then bake a cake Dance on the table till the neighbors wake Oh Susan My wild confusion Storm in the kitchen Saint on Sunday If loving her’s wrong I’ll stay wrong and keep choosing My crazy Susan