Massive thanks to not only 'fk no', but 'okayjoeshmo' & 'Damn Gravy' as well for countless attempts.
Bit sad that I somehow lost target on p2 so couldn't do the exact rot, but it is what it is.
Special message by 'gtg':
Dm fk no for all rago ca's
(he's kidding pls don't spam the guy)