Nut Drag Chronicles

Hope they are clean! Lyrics below: [Intro] Yo, listen up, this track’s called “Nut Drag Chronicles,” Droppin’ bars so filthy, they’ll make your grandma holler. I’m the king of the mic, with a sack full of tricks, Bout to paint your face like a Picasso remix. [Verse 1] I slide in the DMs, smooth like butter on toast, You reply with emojis, girl, you doin’ the most. We link up at the spot, vibes gettin’ intense, But I got a surprise that’s straight-up immense. I’m talkin’ ‘bout my boys, hangin’ low and proud, They wanna say hello, make you scream out loud. From cheek to cheek, it’s a scenic route, Draggin’ my nuts across your face, no doubt. [Chorus] My nuts, your chin – that’s the connection we makin’, Bouncin’ like bass, got your whole world shakin’. My nuts, your chin – it’s a hilarious scene, Teabaggin’ royalty, livin’ the dream. Drag ’em slow, drag ’em fast, make it last all night, Funny as hell, but it feels so right. [Verse 2] You laughin’ now, but wait ‘til the action starts, I’m the nut commander, stealin’ all the hearts. Picture this: moonlight, candles flicker low, Then I drop the hammer, put on a nutty show. Across your forehead, like a victory lap, Leavin’ trails of giggles, no need for a map. You say it’s weird, but you can’t look away, Draggin’ my nuts across your face, every damn day. [Chorus] My nuts, your chin – that’s the connection we makin’, Bouncin’ like bass, got your whole world shakin’. My nuts, your chin – it’s a hilarious scene, Teabaggin’ royalty, livin’ the dream. Drag ’em slow, drag ’em fast, make it last all night, Funny as hell, but it feels so right. [Verse 3] Call me the walnut wizard, crackin’ jokes on the fly, My pair’s so bold, they make almonds cry. You got that chin dimple, perfect for a rest stop, I’m draggin’ these cashews, makin’ your jaw drop. Like a peanut butter spread, smooth and divine, But this ain’t Skippy – it’s all mine, all mine. You try to hazelnut, but I’m too quick to pecan, Draggin’ my nuts across your face, that’s the plan. [Bridge] So if you’re down for the ride, hit me with that wink, We’ll turn this into legend, quicker than you think. Nut drag forever, in the hall of fame, Peace out, world – remember the name! [Final Chorus] My nuts, your chin – that’s the connection we makin’, Bouncin’ like bass, got your whole world shakin’. My nuts, your chin – it’s a hilarious scene, Teabaggin’ royalty, livin’ the dream. Drag ’em slow, drag ’em fast, make it last all night, Funny as hell, but it feels so right.