Oh, Joe!

[Verse 1] Joe, you have a heart of gold your wife and kids are great, but Joe, you're ugly and bald, and you should lose some weight. I bet you have flat feet. You probably can barely see. You're missing a few teeth. You have fluid on the knee. [Pre-chorus] Listen, Joe, I don't mean to be mean. But you're the worst cowboy I've ever seen. [Chorus] Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Joe, take off that stupid hat, don't act like a smart ass. You're too old and too fat to become one of us. Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Don't get me wrong, Joe, I like you just the way you are, you just need to know, your dreams have gone too far. [Verse 2] Joe, you can't shoot your own gun. you'll shoot your ass off someday You're looking for adventure and fun, but you're better suited for ballet. Joe, your horse is barely breathing, and pukes after every race. Sorry, man, I'm not kidding, you need to know your place. [Chorus] Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Joe, take off that stupid hat, don't act like a smart ass. You're too old and too fat to become one of us. Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Don't get me wrong, Joe, I like you just the way you are, you just need to know, your dreams have gone too far. [Bridge] hold your horses, Joe! damn, you're fool! you can't be a cowboy. No! Even if it seems cool. [Chorus] Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Joe, take off that stupid hat, don't act like a smart ass. You're too old and too fat to become one of us. Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Don't get me wrong, Joe, I like you just the way you are, you just need to know, your dreams have gone too far. [Chorus] Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Joe, take off that stupid hat, don't act like a smart ass. You're too old and too fat to become one of us. Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Oh, Joe (Joe, Joe) Don't get me wrong, Joe, I like you just the way you are, you just need to know, your dreams have gone too far. #ai #country #funny