Ohayocon 2008 Naruto Skit

Naruto, Sasuke, Naruto, Sasuke (Naruto) "The Ultimate Confrontation" Taped By: John Our Naruto skit from Ohayocon 2008. We won Best Master's Presentation. (since some of the lines were partially drowned out, here's the script) TJ (Time Jump) Naruto: Sasuke, you have to come back with me. TJ Sasuke: You are a fool Naruto. I will never return. TJ Naruto: But..... hey, do you hear something? Naruto: Hey, its us! Sauske: Lets go talk to ourselves! Naruto & Sasuke: How's it hanging Naruto and Sasuke? TJ Naruto: Who are you guys? Naruto: We're you dude! TJ Sasuke: No way! Sasuke: Yes way Sasuke! TJ Sasuke: If you're really us, what number are we thinking of? Naruto & Sasuke: 69 dude! TJ Naruto & TJ Sasuke: Whoaaaaaa! Naruto: Dude, you totally look gay in the future. Sasuke: Shut up! Sasuke: So Naruto, are you hokage yet? TJ Naruto: no.... Naruto: Did you ever let Sakura talk you into a date Sasuke? TJ Naruto: eh.... that's a sore subject....... herpes. Sasuke: Look guys, we gotta go. TJ Naruto: Naruto make sure you're excellent to each other and party on dude! Naruto: Yeah, Thanks! (with a smile and rock sign) Sasuke: Do you have any advice for me, Sasuke? TJ Sasuke: ......no. Naruto: jeez, you're even an ass to yourself. TJ Sasuke: Hey Naruto, give my love to the Akatsuki! Naruto: Who!? TJ Sasuke: You'll see heh heh heh TJ Naruto: You are such a bag of douche. Naruto & Sasuke: Catch ya later Naruto and Sasuke! Sasuke: Its too tight in here Naruto: argh... don't touch me with your herpes! Sasuke: I don't have herpes Naruto: Yet! TJ Naruto: hey, if that happened in the past, why don't I remember it? TJ Sasuke: Oh, don't worry about it. It's probably just something stupid that happened in a filler arc. TJ Naruto: Oooohh.