One Quick Question

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Server down at half past nine RAID array completely fried Hands deep in the rack, no time to chat Got a dozen tickets on my back Door swings open — feel the draft Someone shuffles up and laughs "Hey sorry, won't take long at all—" I watch the whole damn system fall [Pre-Chorus] *ding* *click* *ping* *ping* *ping* Every notification stings Hands on keyboard, mind on fire You just walked into the wire Five more seconds— Don't. You. Dare. [Chorus] Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The server's dying and I can't hear myself think! Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The whole network's down but you need a new printer link! [Verse 2] "My password doesn't work again" I told you last week — and the week before then "I didn't submit a ticket, no— I figured you'd be quicker, bro" "Since you're here anyway, could you—" My left eye twitches — déjà vu It only takes a second, sure Just like the hundred times before [Pre-Chorus] *ding* *click* *ping* *ping* *ping* Every notification stings Hands on keyboard, mind on fire You just walked into the wire Five more seconds— Don't. You. Dare. [Chorus] Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The server's dying and I can't hear myself think! Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The whole network's down but you need a new printer link! [Build] Ticket system — what's that for? Just walk straight through the open door "It's urgent" — isn't everything? I'm on my knees and you're still asking One more ping One more ding One more soul-destroying thing— [Drop] ONE QUICK QUESTION ONE QUICK QUESTION ONE QUICK QUESTION LET ME BREATHE [Bridge] You saw the headphones You saw the smoke You saw the red light on the screen But here you are — and that's the joke Living the IT support dream [Drop 2] One more reset One more request One more "it only takes a sec" I am the system I am the fix I am the one holding this wreck [Final Chorus] Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The server's dying and I can't hear myself think! Just one quick question! Just one quick question! The whole network's down but you need a new printer link! [Refrain] Just... one... quick... [system failure] [Fade Out]