Pastry Peril

Pass the pie... don't ask why... Lyrics... [Verse 1] Sunday mornin', apron on We rise before the church bells' song Sugar in the bowl, flour on the floor Six little covens at the door My ex came callin', full of boast Now he's in a crust, walnut roast Put him in the pan, brushed him with egg He learned real quick how to beg [Pre-Chorus] Stir it slow, then fold it tight Moonbeam glaze in the kitchen light If he left you cold and mean Bake him sweet with rosemary green [Chorus] Pastry Peril, pass the pie Pastry Peril, don't ask why Slice one smile, then take a seat Every Sunday tastes so sweet Pastry Peril, bless this dish (oh, bless this dish) [Verse 2] Marlene brought a boy named Clay Turned him into peach soufflé Nellie made a tart from Tate Now he's gone and feather-light on the plate We set the table, silver gleam Serve their excuses with whipped cream Aunt June says grace with a wink Then she pours more tea, let the poor fool sink [Pre-Chorus] Stir it slow, then fold it tight Moonbeam glaze in the kitchen light If he lied and ran from home Cool that shame in cinnamon foam [Chorus] Pastry Peril, pass the pie Pastry Peril, don't ask why Slice one smile, then take a seat Every Sunday tastes so sweet Pastry Peril, bless this dish (oh, bless this dish) [Bridge] Hush now, honey, hear that hum Three old spells and the butter drum We don't weep for what they lack We just roll 'em, trim 'em, and send 'em back When the gospel choir starts to sway The sugar dust goes all the way And every heart that broke before Comes out golden at the core [Chorus] Pastry Peril, pass the pie Pastry Peril, don't ask why Slice one smile, then take a seat Every Sunday tastes so sweet Pastry Peril, bless this dish (oh, bless this dish) Pastry Peril, that's our grace (pastry peril, pass the plate) #Southern #Witchy #FolkRock #Witch #Witches #WitchyMusic #WitchMusic #Wiccans #WiccanCommunity #Wiccan #Pagan #Wicca #Halloween #HalloweenMusic #Cheating