Join me on a journey of procrastivation... avoiding working my assignment by focusing on more important things like finally fixing the couch (completed off screen), repairing the inner lining of one of my favourite handbags (technically also completed off screen) and getting some laundry sorted. If you want me to get something done, just give me a more important, time sensitive task and I'll be on it like a slug on a leaf (slow and steady).
