Prom Night (Safe For Work)

I hope you get more out of this video than just me without sunglasses. The lyrical content is the product of compromises established by a series of committee meetings and hearings jointly conducted by the YouTube division of the FCC and key members of the Syracuse University English Department. While seeking to preserve the artistic integrity abundantly present in docfuture's original work (including lines confirmed to have been lifted verbatim from the Book of Space Jam 2: 32-38), the committee sought to arrange for a family-friendly edition of the song rhetorically appropriate for broadcast on children's TV networks which by proxy renders inclusion into the blanket category "Safe For Work." Allright all you nitpicking jupheads out there, before you say anything I know that Knuckles doesn't require vines to be able to scale a wall. Ever heard of artistic license? :P Credits/Attributions: Outro Assistance by Sam Brilhante http://www.youtube.com/SamanthaLee89 Clip with the 'row of pearls' by alyiswriting http://www.youtube.com/alyiswriting Photo of Chris Parnell by David Shankbone Photo of Stephen Colbert by Cliff Clip of the video game store by hazelnovember http://www.youtube.com/hazelnovember Clip of white rice by whitetrashcookingcom http://www.youtube.com/whitetrashcookingcom Clip of kitty litter animation by wendyvanity http://www.youtube.com/wendyvanity Clip of 3D glasses by whateverbri http://www.youtube.com/whateverbri Clip of refridgerator by remo2012 http://www.youtube.com/remo2012 Photo of car on the cliff by Achim Lyrics: Well, my sweet darling, we've come very far All alone at Lover's Lane in my car Sipping on spirits from my father's bar I'm so in love that I'm feeling like Gar Field! ---- Jup I look like Garfield I look like Garfield soon we'll hit the drop off Let me show you how a jar feels Jup I look like Garfield Let me at them triples Girl let's make a sandwich we don't gotta pay a nickle You know it's the weekend I hate Mondays Fly down like Knuckles and steer my hyundai This night was expensive so you know that I'm your Jon girl And I believe You've got the cutest kitty cat in the world --- Sail Away Let's fly away Together in Xanadu Where wishes and dreams come true We'll fly Above the sky Straight out into the Milky Way And now and forever we'll say It's love --- Jup I look like Garfield I look like Garfield Let me peek inside your fridge And show you how ajar feels Girl no one is scammin' you You know that you want this I'm a bossy DFA Spaceman is my biz-nass Girl I'm feeling hungry What you got to show me gobbling lasagna then i floss my gold teeth Girl we livin' risky Let's get crazy Special Stage's the only time I ain't lazy ---- Ev-ry Day I'm thinking bout you Girl you know you rock my world When I see your smiling face And that row of pearls You call teeth I like them --- Jup I look like Garfield Diet coke with lime and Knuckles finds a wall with vines and he be climbing I don't chase mice But I'll squish a spider steamin white rice cuz I'm a ruff rider Girl you know you ready Cause you's a chubby chaser hit B for the booster trippin' circuit breaker I got nine lives We ain't in no hurry You'll be seeing 3D I'm juppin Sigourney ---- Sail Away It's like a dream And we make the perfect team And we'll share a life As man and wife We'll never part You are the treasure of my heart Together we'll conquer the world It's love ---- My name is Zeavo and I'm here to say I like the Wii in a major way gun games, doc games, link games, ball I ain't picky, I'll take it all Work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt nobody Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, TURN IT UP LZD, gonna burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight