Purple Lightsaber Problems

[Verse 1] Walk in the room, all robes, all frown Bald head shining like he runs this town Council seat, yeah, he got that chair Still nobody lets the man swear Keeps saying “This party’s over” Like a grumpy space club owner Whole galaxy’s falling apart He’s stuck doing paperwork charts [Chorus] Mace Windu got that purple lightsaber problem Too much drip, even droids can't stop him (hey!) Everybody serious, he just wants to vibe But the code says “chill,” he got rage inside Mace Windu, yeah, the toughest in the room Took on a Sith, lost a hand, lost the view If the window hadn’t been there, he’d still be on the job Purple lightsaber problems, that’s a full‑time job [Verse 2] Walks past clones, they all stand straight ‘Cause he got that “I’ll send you to space” face Meditation mat, trying to stay zen But he keeps replaying “Not again, not again” Told Anakin “sit,” kid said “nah” Next thing you know, he’s flying too far HR form: “Pushed from office suite” Check the box: “Assisted fall, 80 feet” [Bridge] [Spoken, mock-serious] “Let me get this straight… I survive a thousand battles Lead a whole Jedi squad And I go out ‘cause the Senate can’t afford safer glass? Man…” [Chorus] Mace Windu got that purple lightsaber problem Too much style, every duel, he rocks ‘em (oh yeah) Everybody quiet when he walks on by But the one loud kid made him learn to fly Mace Windu, legend even when he hit the ground Every cantina still talks about that sound If the window hadn’t been there, he’d still be on the job Purple lightsaber problems, that’s a full‑time job