QUANGO SLAYER

Leaflit if you see this you were my main inspiration to pursue making music again, on behalf of the skyebrows crew we all love you. I'm not good with Meme heavy songs so sorry if this once again is not up to standards hopefully you all enjoy and of course the version with bunch of lyrical errors is the one that came out the best and required the least tweaking. Oh well pretend you don't see them. Artwork: @NightowlVt [Intro] [Distant demonic choir]: Quaaan… gooo… When the quangos crawl from their taxpayer holes… A translucent blue slime rises from the chat… The Quango Slayer… has logged in. [Verse 1] Translucent core, fire in her eyes! Slimegirl receptionist turned harbinger of demise! Clumsy on stream, trips over air, But when the red lines cross — she doesn’t care! Noble Phantasm: Quango — charged and glowing, Acid green slime flowing, their funding’s overflowing… She streams with a smile, then flips the switch, Quangos line up… she grants them the glitch! [Pre-Chorus] They thought she was harmless, just cute and scared of the dark… BIG FUCKING MISTAKE — now hear her mark! [Chorus] THE ONLY THING QUANGOS FEAR IS LEAFLIT! RIP AND SLIME! ABSORB AND GRIND! THE ONLY THING QUANGOS FEAR IS LEAFLIT! NOBLE PHANTASM — QUANGO SLAYER INCARNATE! SILENCE… QUANGO! MELT THEM DOWN! LEAFLIT! LEAFLIT! WATCH THE BUREAUCRATS DROWN! [Breakdown] QUAN-GO! QUAN-GO! SHUT UP, QUANGO! YOUR CAREER IS MINE! DISSOLVE! ABSORB! THE SLIME GIRL SUPREME! [Verse 2] Scared of horror games but fearless in the fray, Genki bubbly energy turns to metal today! Pretty Cure dreams meet Angel’s Sword wrath, She’ll cook your whole narrative and serve it with no laugh! From Twitch to Kick, the battlefield’s set, TTRPG dice roll — your lies get wrecked! Supportive queen till you fuck with her crew, Then the Quango Slayer comes rip-and-tear through! [Bridge] They laughed at the slime… Thought she was just for cute… Now they run screaming… As the blue terror shoots! [Final Chorus] THE ONLY THING QUANGOS FEAR IS LEAFLIT! FROM WOOD TO ETERNAL — HER WRATH IS INFINITE! THE ONLY THING QUANGOS FEAR IS LEAFLIT! SLIME GIRL SUPREME! QUANGOS DEFEAT! RIP! AND! TEAR! YOUR QUANGO ASS RIGHT HERE! LEAFLIT! LEAFLIT! THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR… IS YOUUUUU! [Outro] Quango Slayer… Leaflit Mitsuha… They fear the slime… They fear… YOU.