Rather Than Dating You

Song by Suno and image by Gemini, This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [intro] did that happen, is it really true you want to call me your boo? there are things I'd rather do then spend a day with you [Verse 1] I’d rather read the comments On my own bad news Organize my failures By the ways I lose I’d rather lick a light switch In a bus-stop loo Than sit through one more story Where you play the hero too [Chorus] I’d rather bathe in battery acid Than be your “babe ” that’s so dramatic (so dramatic) Rather kiss a cactus Cuddle the flu Than call it “chemistry” with you I’d rather step on sharp small plastic Barefoot Backward That’s fantastic (so fantastic) Than drag my dead soul on a date with you Yeah That’s the list And it’s mostly true [Verse 2] I’d rather call my exes Ask “was it me?” Then live-tweet every awkward Therapy I’d rather share a toothbrush With a raccoon choir Than listen to you mansplain How you’re “tired but on fire” [Chorus] I’d rather bathe in battery acid Than hear you say we’re “kinda magic” (kinda magic) Rather french a freezer-burned shoe Than fake a laugh across from you I’d rather step on sharp small plastic In slow motion So ecstatic (so ecstatic) Than watch you wink and mispronounce fondue Yeah That’s the list And it still feels true [Bridge] I’d rather meet my middle-school haircut In public Under fluorescent light I’d rather join a pyramid podcast Talk about “hustle” all night I’d rather rewrite my résumé In Comic Sans In pink Than hear you say “we’re vibing” (We’re really not, I think) [finale] I’d rather bathe in battery acid Than be your “bae ” your “sweet sadhabit” (sweet sadhabit) Rather slow-dance with the bird flu Than call this “meant to be” with you I’d rather step on sharp small plastic To a snare-roll Nice and drastic (hey!) Than fake affection in your point of view Add it to the list of things I’d rather do