Remy: Gerrymandering

Remy appreciates your support this November, but he doesn't need it. Watch all of Remy's Reason TV music videos here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL02D02B9A144182DB Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom. LYRICS You're working real late You're behind in the polls Cuz you can't quite win On ideas alone Well don't you fret, buddy No need to feel blue There's just one thing That you're needing to do Just put a pen in hand and Do a ziggy-zaggin' Wee wee—gerrymandering! Draw one like some scissors Draw one like a freight train Like something that they throw At WNBA games Draw one like a Fresh Prince Draw one like a saint They're gonna try to beat you but I betcha they can't But isn't this act democracy-mangling? Oui oui—gerrymandering! Hmm, New England voters are split 60–40 among the two parties… So I draw the districts like that…right? Forty percent Republican How much do they get? If you said "none" well then You'd be correct That kinda sounds illegal That's not something I'd do You ain't gotta do nothing, fool It's already true They put a pen in hand and Did a ziggy-zaggin' Wee wee—gerrymandering! A Duggar family hottie A Chappel Roan nightmare A number of the morals that you will have left right there Nancy Mace hydration A Ted Kennedy straw If it's got a holler and a Whole Foods, you'll be having a ball Elections won't be as competitive It'll just be more pandering! Wee wee—gerrymandering!