Ridin Rissy

[Intro - radio chatter] Mission: harvest. Objective: on the down low. Convoy rolling. If anybody asks... we were never here. Ridin’ Rissy, Ridin’ low, Bags in the back and we movin’ slow. Ridin’ Rissy, Keep it clean, Wood, iron, gold, all that energy. [Verse 1] We roll out quiet when the desert gets hot, Empty bags in the back and a long-shot plot, Rooster at the wheel with his eyes on the road, Cybercat hauling half a dragon’s load. KODA flags in the rearview, dust in the light, WBA plate shining through the night, We ain’t here for glory, we ain’t here to fight, We just saw that RSS looking lonely on site. One eye map, one hand snack, One thumb hovering on teleport back, If they wake up mad, we don’t fight or spar, Tell em Rissy took a wrong turn chasing stars. [Pre-Chorus] Start the car, start the car, Load it up but don’t go far, If they wake and wonder who we are, Tell ’em we tourists from a lost bazaar. [Chorus] Ridin’ Rissy, hauling plenty, Wood and iron, gold, ener-jay, Ridin’ Rissy, nice and risky, Harvest on the down low, moving swiftly. Ridin’ Rissy, bags look heavy, If they scout us, keep it steady, Ridin’ Rissy, don’t get messy, Grab that RSS and roll already. [Verse 2] We hit the nodes where the big dogs sleep, Tiptoe convoy rolling six wheels deep, Dust on the bumper, mud on the grill, Turret on the roof for emotional skill. RoosDerrr says, “Boys, we’re fine, don’t fear,” Weapon-XO says, “I smell troops near,” Then somebody shouts from the far back seat, “Level thirty whale comin down the street!” Tie that boot, load that loot, Strap a vest case they try to shoot, Grab it all before a hot pursuit, Smile real nice, a one-finger salute. [Pre-Chorus] Start the car, start the car, This was supposed to be below the radar, If they ask what we’re doing by their coal and tar, Tell ’em we tourists from a lost bazaar. [Chorus] Ridin’ Rissy, hauling plenty, Wood and iron, gold, ener-jay, Ridin’ Rissy, nice and risky, Harvest on the down low, moving swiftly. Ridin’ Rissy, bags look heavy, If they scout us, keep it steady, Ridin’ Rissy, don’t get messy, Grab that RSS and roll already. [Verse 3] Coins in the pockets, sparks in the dust, Half-full tank and a whole lotta trust, Cat in the back with a stolen bank, Rooster hit the gas, every face went blank. We came for scraps but the scraps came grand, Now we overloaded in hostile land, Every tire bulging, every light red, Someone in the chat just typed, “Who’s dead?” [Bridge] Nobody panic. This is normal. This is farming. Aggressive farming. Very respectful cross-border resource appreciation...!! [Verse 4] Enemy tower starts looking our way, T-10 troops whisper, “Not today,” Recall that march, pop that boost, Ride that wagon, lose that goose. Duck through smoke by the broken ridge, Hard left turn at the burning bridge, If the road looks bad, that’s the road we pick, Because we Ridin’ Rissy and we move real sick. [Chorus] Ridin’ Rissy, hauling plenty, Wood and iron, gold, ener-jay, Ridin’ Rissy, nice and risky, Harvest on the down low, moving swiftly. Ridin’ Rissy, bags look heavy, If they scout us, keep it steady, Ridin’ Rissy, don’t get messy, Grab that RSS and roll already. [Breakdown - crew chant] Who got wood? We got wood! Who got iron? Looking good! Who got gold? Cheap ass free! Who got caught? Wasn’t me! Who got scouted? Keep it cool! Who forgot shield? Back to school! [Verse 5] One more run, then we swear we’re done, That’s what we said about twenty-one, But the mine looked fat and the march was free, And the whole damn crew got curiosity. Rissy rolling with a half-full tank, Cat in the back with a stolen bank, Rooster yelling, “This strategic supply!” While the enemy wonders why their fields went dry. [Final Chorus] Ridin’ Rissy, hauling plenty, Wood and iron, gold, ener-jay, Ridin’ Rissy, nice and risky, Harvest on the down low, moving swiftly. Ridin’ Rissy, bags look heavy, If they chase us, gonna be sweaty, Ridin’ Rissy, don’t get messy, Grab that RSS and roll already. [Outro - radio chatter] Mission complete. Cargo questionable. Casualties minimal. Dignity unknown. [Final shout] Start the car!