RMT Presents: Damn Drifter Fleets, or "CCPlease"

Recorded by Lizzie Fox Video Compilation by Wulkans Made with love by the Ministry of Truth - Your Voice, Your Truth Based on “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8 Right now, they’re probably up Bashing some null sec station And they’re probably overheatin’ Right now, they’ll probably warp off grid, to a distant safe and then spawn a few more friends Right now, they’re probably pinging for more gunners to the front, it's about to get risky And they don’t know…. That I lanced a hole into the side of that ‘OP pls nerf’ drifter pile Carved “Goonswarm” into their memory I shot a guided bomb into the night, Smashed a hole through their back lines Maybe next time they’ll say “CC Please” Right now, we’re fielding citadel attack alerts on the kremlin jabber channel all day Right now, co-ord is saying “it’s gunned”, and our gunner ACLs are gettin’ girthy Right now, we’re dumping EM damage into their anchor, it’s primaried.. And they won’t know…. That I lanced a hole into the side of that ‘OP pls nerf’ drifter pile Carved “Goonswarm” into their memory I shot a guided bomb into the night, Smashed a hole through their back lines Maybe next time they’ll say “CC Please” I might have saved a little trouble for the next Goon ‘Cause next time we see drifter fleets Oh, you know we’ll be ready Oh, we’ll be ready... ‘Cause I lanced a hole into the side of that ‘OP pls nerf’ drifter pile Carved “Goonswarm” into their memory I shot a guided bomb into the night, Smashed a hole through their back lines Maybe next time they’ll say “CC Please” Oh, maybe next time they’ll nerf the drifters please Oh, CCPlease Oh…