Robbin Baskins

We roll up in a dented van Sticky floor and a fever plan Neon tubs behind the glass Big fake smiles and a frozen cash My brother says, "Keep it cool" I say, "Man, we look like fools" But the bell above the door goes jingle And my nerves all start to tingle Hands in pockets, hearts on fire One bad joke from a flat tire You look at me, I look at you Like, what the hell are we gonna do? Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Ice cream crime and asphalt action Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Run, run, run from the laughter Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins We came for scoops and left with disaster Scooper girl with the cracked pink nails Stares us down like she knows our tales I grab a cone and it tips and falls All hell breaks loose in the tiled walls Security guy with a name tag grin Tries to play tough, tries to come in We bolt out fast past the gumball stand Cherry on my shirt and a mess on my hands Hands in pockets, hearts on fire One bad joke from a flat tire You look at me, I look at you Like, what the hell are we gonna do? Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Ice cream crime and asphalt action Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Run, run, run from the laughter Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins We came for scoops and left with disaster Tell the truth We were broke and dumb More mouth than muscle More talk than gum We hid in the back Behind the soda machine Laughing so hard We could barely breathe Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Ice cream crime and asphalt action Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins Run, run, run from the laughter Robbin Baskins, robbin Baskins We came for scoops and left with disaster