Behold the manliest game that has ever been made.
Edit:
This game in it's original form has been uploaded to archive.org and it's flash engine being emulated via Ruffle, so people can still play it without installing old version of flash player (though there might be a few minor graphical bugs). Obviously, you need a computer to play it since the original flash version wasn't made with smartphones in mind. Here's the link:
https://archive.org/details/robotunicornattack_flash
