Roll Initiative

a grime song outlaying the classes (lyrics) Yo—roll initiative, bruv Dice on the table, fate gets spun From the dungeon depths to the tavern lights Every class in the game gonna speak their hype 🗡️ Fighter Verse Man step in armour, steel on chest No magic tricks, just skill—I'm blessed Action surge, I double that pain Swing once, swing twice—who’s left in the game? Shield up high, I tank that hit You lot panic—I don't flinch one bit Battle master, tactics clean Chess not checkers when I enter the scene 🪓 Barbarian Verse RAAAGH—yeah I rage on sight No calm mind, just pure fist fight Half-naked but I don’t feel pain You stab me once—I laugh, insane Reckless swings, I don’t defend If I drop low—I still won’t bend Crits land heavy, bones get cracked You call it chaos—I call it fact 🧙‍♂️ Wizard Verse Hold up—let me think, let me plan Spellbook deep, I’m the smartest man Fireball? That’s light work still Got twenty spells just to fit the bill Arcane mind, I bend that space One wrong move—I erase your face You swing swords, I rewrite laws Physics breaks when I use these flaws 🔮 Sorcerer Verse Nah, I don’t read—I am the source Magic in blood, I ride that force Metamagic twist, I change the flow Twin that spell—hit two, you know Born with power, can’t be taught Wild magic surge—now chaos is brought You studied years? I woke like this Draconic veins—I don’t miss 🙏 Cleric Verse Step in light, divine on call You lot drop—I revive you all Mace in hand, faith stays strong Gods got my back, can’t go wrong Heal or harm, I choose your fate Sacred flame, you disintegrate Pray for mercy—I might not care Judgement comes when I’m in prayer 🌿 Druid Verse I don’t fight—I become the fight Turn to a bear, now say goodnight Nature’s wrath, roots in your feet Storms get called when I take a seat Balance kept, wild and free Shift that form—now I’m the sea You burn forests? I bring decay Circle of life—you're in my way 🗡️ Rogue Verse Quiet steps, you won’t hear me Next thing—blade where your fear be Sneak attack, that damage peak One clean move—no need to speak Pick your lock, take your gold Disappear before I’m told You face front—I’m in your back End of story—that’s the attack 🎭 Bard Verse Oi—listen close, I run this show Charm so strong, you won’t say no Lute in hand, bars too slick Buff my team, make enemies slip Vicious mockery—hurt your pride Killed by words, nowhere to hide Sing one tune, turn the tide I’m the vibe with a deadly side ⚔️ Paladin Verse Oath sworn deep, I don’t break code Divine smite when I unload Holy light in every swing Justice comes—I’m that king Armour shining, heart is pure Evil steps? I bring the cure You talk dark—I bring the dawn By my oath—you’re gone, you’re gone 🏹 Ranger Verse Track your steps, I know your trail Forest whisper, I don’t fail Arrow flies before you blink Hunter’s mark—you’re on the brink Beast by side, we move as one Silent kills, job gets done You get lost—I navigate Nature’s map—I dominate 🥋 Monk Verse No armour, still untouchable Flow so clean, it’s uncomfortable Ki strikes fast, pressure precise Hit five times before you think twice Mind and body both aligned You chase power—I refine Catch your blade, send it back You blink once—I counterattack 🤖 Artificer Verse Gadgets ready, mind on tech Magic meets machine—what next? Infuse that gear, upgrade the squad Science mixed with arcane god Cannons blast, steel defenders Innovation never surrenders You cast spells—I build mine better Future’s now—write that letter 😈 Warlock Verse Made a deal, yeah I signed that line Power ain’t free—but it is mine Eldritch blast—yeah that’s the theme Spam that beam like a laser stream Patron watching, I don’t slip Soul on loan—but I got grip Darkest pact, I walk that line You fear gods? I fear what’s mine 🥷 Outro – All Together Roll initiative, dice get thrown Every class here claims their throne From blade to spell, from rage to prayer Step in the dungeon—if you dare Yeah—UK grime in a fantasy set Critical hits—you ain’t seen nothing yet