Run Donny Run

Bit naughty. [Verse 1 – Lead] Well, the emails dropped, and oh what a sight, Trump knew 'bout the girls—yeah, day and night! Experts all said, "That's old news, pal," Legal folks yellin', "Duh!" with a shrug and a pal. [Harmony chorus – All four, bouncy and cheeky] Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, duh-duh-duh-duuuuh! Trump's the Forrest Gump of famous creeps, it's true! Run, Donny, run—straight to the yacht, Shakin' hands with every weirdo the tabloids forgot! [Verse 2 – Second voice takes lead, building] Then Epstein's bro writes, "Hey Jeff, old bean, Does Putin got pics of Trump on his knees with Bubba, ya seen?" Bubba's Bill Clinton, back in the day, Now imagine the scene—oh mercy, no way! [All four, dramatic gasp then big laugh chord] Ahhh—bum-bum-bum—burned in my brain! Like that creepy bear in The Shining, insane! Trump blowin' Bubba? That's one job created, From billionaire perv to oral sex—overrated! [Bridge – Quick, fast-talking lead with "doo-wop" backups] Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-do, Putin's got the tape? We may never know! But the image is stuck, like glue on a shoe, Trump and Bubba forever—eww, thank you! [Final Chorus – All together, big triumphant finish with a wink] Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, Epstein files swing! Trump's meetin' pedos like it's his favorite thing! From Mar-a-Lago to the island so grand, He's the Gump of the creeps—take a stand! Duh-duh-duuuuh! (big final chord)