Sarcastic Happiness

An upbeat pop rock anthem about handling daily chaos and crazy people with pure, joyful sarcasm Lyrics: [Intro] The world is burning, the sky is totally gray... Wow, what a spectacular, beautiful day! [Verse 1] The morning news says the planet is facing its doom I just turn up the volume and dance in my room Guy in the next lane honks, flips me off with a scream I reply with a smile and hand him an ice cream! No pills in my pocket, no drink in my hand Just entirely detached from this crazy wasteland! [Pre-Chorus 1] Coffee just spilled all over my shirt "Designer stains," I call it, make it hurt! The customers gather, ready for war And I'm moonwalking onto the retail floor! [Chorus 1] Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Living life with zero stress Smiling at your nonsense Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaapinesssssssssssssss [Verse 2] Karen screams for a refund, "Go fetch me your boss right now!" I reply, "Of course, Your Highness, would you like me to take a bow?" My boss shoots a lethal glare, looking ready to explode, But I just wink and laugh right back, already in weekend mode! [Pre-Chorus 2] Lunch break hits, my phone lights up with dread "We really need to talk," is what the message said I hit 'Block Number' and go for a sunny walk 'Cause I'm in my happy bubble and I do not want to talk! [Chorus 2] Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Living life with zero stress Smiling at your nonsense Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaapinesssssssssssssss Is the answer to your craziness! [Bridge] Clock out at five, stepping out to the street A guy in a ski mask is taking my seat! I wave at the car thief and cheerfully say, "The brakes are quite terrible, have a nice day!" [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Living life with zero stress! Smiling at your nonsense! Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaaaaaaaapinessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaapinesssssssssssssss I am fine, I guess... [Outro] Yeah, sarcasm is a beautiful art! A bulletproof vest for a happy heart! So let the world go crazy, let the madness play, I'm taking it easy and enjoying the day! Smile at the chaos, ignore the stress... Saarcaastic Haaaaaaaapinesssssssssssssss