sitting on the couch, smoking lots of pot,
got nothing better to do but writethis fucking song
now im on to beer, thinking ur all queers
got no chick to suck my dick and make me cum alot
im a fucking bum so i dont get to cum cause i dont get out alot
im a fucking loser and a drug abuser so instead im jerking off X2
now im drinkin dxm my mind has gone astray
the colors are pretty they look like a titty and i feel no pain at all
now im sober the show is over and i want to kill you all
so i grabbed the bong and smoked some pot this song repeats a lot
im a fucking bum so i dont get to cum cause i dont get out alot
im a fucking loser and a drug abuser so instead im jerking off X2
